FakeAgentUK E111 Chantelle

FakeAgentUK E111 Chantelle

Deja Vu. Fucking hate that. It’s hot, sweaty, the end of the week and I could swear I’ve seen this chick before. She swears that she ain’t been here before… RELATED VIDEOS (8) 

FakegentUk E110 Victoria

FakegentUk E110 Victoria

Today I had another blast from the past. A girl I’d interviewed about a year ago… another loony bird that threatened to beat me up, a lot of attitude you could say. Well, she came back and told me.. RELATED VIDEOS (8) 

FakeAgentUK E109 Jasmine

FakeAgentUK E109 Jasmine

You know the old saying… Some things come back to haunt you. Well that was true of today, I had a little visit from an extremely hot yet psychopathic ex interviewee. Let’s just say she went a bit chicken oriental on me, nearly shouted the entire fucking building down, had a right go. After a […]

FakeAgentUK E108 Rebecca

FakeAgentUK E108 Rebecca

When I hear the word moor, I think dirty, stinking, filthy, nasty. Well this must also be true when transferred over to a persons name. Rebecca Moore was my morning slot today, looking tall, smart, blonde, beautiful and with an elegant flair. Well elegance went right out the window when it came down to brass […]

FakeAgentUK E107 Candi

FakeAgentUK E107 Candi

Candi Cox, sounded like a porn name I thought. As it turned out she did indeed fuck for money. Candi was from the States looking to increase her porn profile in the UK. Sorry love you read the wrong newspaper advert, there’s no money or profile to be increased here. So I told her my […]

FakeAgentUK E106 Roxi

FakeAgentUK E106 Roxi

They say all good things come in small packages, this I found very true of Roxi. This ebony chick was tiny but in perfect proportion with a great arse. During the interview I initially shocked her with the prospect of porn, but I noticed a cheeky little smile when digging a bit further, and when […]

FakeAgentUK E105 Summer

FakeAgentUK E105 Summer

My next appointment turned up and looked familiar. Then bang, my memory kicks in and on comes a wave of fear, I do know this bird, I’d interviewed her a while back and her husband came bursting into the office, put me against the wall by my throat, threatening to batter me. Fucking animal he […]

FakeAgentUK E104 Jasmine

FakeAgentUK E104 Jasmine

My next appointment turned up and looked familiar. Then bang, my memory kicks in and on comes a wave of fear, I do know this bird, I’d interviewed her a while back and her husband came bursting into the office, put me against the wall by my throat, threatening to batter me. Fucking animal he […]

FakeAgentUK E103 Lola

FakeAgentUK E103 Lola

Ahh, it was good to be back in Mother England, had a good old fry up ready to give me a bit of energy for todays offerings. It doesn’t take too long after placing an ad in the local rag before the phone starts to ring off the hook. Today’s booking was pretty special. Lola […]

FakeAgentUK E102 Eveline

FakeAgentUK E102 Eveline

Prague was started to do my head right in, like I said before, no greasy fry up, no decent real ales, no proper boozers… But, the women are so fucking hot I just had to stay a little longer. Todays czech chick was pretty timid and could hardly speak english. Perfect. But she did understand […]

FakeAgentUK E101 Kim

FakeAgentUK E101 Kim

Kim used to be an exotic dancer, but had fallen on hard times and was looking to make some quick cash doing some modelling work… I suggested porn, she said no, I said 2 grand, her answer turned to yes in a heartbeat. Funny that, how the universal language of cash can change a mind […]

FakeAgentUK E100 Lenny

FakeAgentUK E100 Lenny

I do like waterskiing and I love a bit of jet skiing… You could say I love water sports. You can tell where I’m going with this. So I went out on the piss in Prague, a big night out, a mixture of strong czech lager and Jack Daniels… Not the best combination when I […]

FakeAgentUK E99 Kitty

FakeAgentUK E99 Kitty

I ended up having a bit of a late lunch today and my 2pm slot turned up half way through me eating some peach slices. Naturally I said… wait a minute. So I carried on munching my peach delight. After a few minutes she tapped the door again. Suppose I better let her in I […]

FakeAgentUK E98 Katerina

FakeAgentUK E98 Katerina

I was starting to get a bit home sick. Missing my local boozer and a good fry up down the cafe. But, these Czech girls are so fucking hot, so I had to stay a bit longer. This next one was fucking stunning, tall, blonde, pretty face with crystal blue eyes. Like I said stunning. […]

FakeAgentUK E97 Angel

FakeAgentUK E97 Angel

That’s the only problem with Prague… It ain�t England. They eat some strange food and not a pint of London Pride to be found anywhere. But what they do have is girls, tons of fucking hot girls dying to earn some cash from spreading their legs. So in that respect I think I’ll stay just […]

FakeAgentUK E96 Jenna

FakeAgentUK E96 Jenna

I do love old Blighty, but there comes a time when a man needs something different. By that I mean some euro babes. So I make some calls, place an ad, book an office and sort a cheap flight. It’s on like kong. The first girl to get hooked is a shy looking blonde with […]

FakeAgentUK E95 Valerie and Amica

FakeAgentUK E95 Valerie and Amica

As you well know I love filth and whilst some of the girls that come through my door are pretty filthy, they usually fall short of the mark. So I concocted a plan… To get two of the filthiest girls I could think of and get them both back for an interview. So Valerie and […]

FakeAgentUK E94 Scarlett

FakeAgentUK E94 Scarlett

I’ve got this dirty taxi driver mate who now and again drops girls off to me on a promise that work will come their way. Well, today was one of those days. I get a knock at the door and there’s a hot looking chick saying she’s been dropped off by a taxi driver who […]

FakeAgentUK E93 Aleesha

FakeAgentUK E93 Aleesha

As I’ve said before, I love a girl who knows what she wants, especially when what she wants is to get into porn. Jackpot. As she wanted to do a bit of porn she didn’t really need convincing but I laid on the money nice and thick, just to seal the deal. This beautiful ebony […]

FakeAgentUK E92 Harmony

FakeAgentUK E92 Harmony

What I hate even more than lateness is cheekiness. This next chick turns up 40 minutes late, so I gave her a right grilling and she has the gaul to call me rude. Rude, rude is turning up 40 fucking minutes late! I nearly told her to fuck off, but I really wanted to empty […]

FakeAgentUK E91 Kloe

FakeAgentUK E91 Kloe

I always liked a bit of Blur… You know, Girls who like girls who like boys etc. Thats how today’s interview started… Girls who like girls. Lexi fucking turns up, unannounced and just as I was about to give her a right grilling, she opens her north to reveal she has a friend wanting to […]

FakeAgentUK E90 Lucie

FakeAgentUK E90 Lucie

This Aussie chick I had today really put the shits up me. Not because she was scary, or a lunatic, but she looked so young. Even after checking her genuine Australian passport which stated she was 24, I still didn’t believe it. Lucie had done a bit of porn in Oz and wanted to further […]

FakeAgentUK E89 Olga

FakeAgentUK E89 Olga

For months I’d been dying for a bit of filth. I was starved of it. Most girls are way too prim and proper for my liking. Well, today’s interview changed that. Thank fuck. Olga was a European porn actress seeking to further her porn career in the UK. Unfortunately for her she saw my advert […]

FakeAgentUK E88 Lexi

FakeAgentUK E88 Lexi

Now I’d seen Lexi before, gave a great interview, so I contacted her telling her that I’d lost the original footage and told her I could get her work straight away. Well, she came back in for a second interview, told me she thought it was a scam. I assured her it wasn’t. But, as […]

FakeAgentUK E87 Sophie

FakeAgentUK E87 Sophie

Most girls that come to me usually know what they want, whether it’s catwalk, glamour or porn. Now today’s petite blonde bombshell didn’t have a fucking clue. The only thing she read on my rag ad was �Quick, easy cash� Well darling there’s only one thing on offer for that. PORN. She was a little […]

FakeAgentUK E86 Jessica

FakeAgentUK E86 Jessica

Last interview of the week and she’s late. Really late. You know how much this pisses me off. I fucking hate it when girls are late. She turns up, all dishevelled and very sorry, so I continue with the interview. I find out later on that the taxi driver was the cause of the lateness. […]

FakeAgentUK E85 Chloe

FakeAgentUK E85 Chloe

You’ve heard the saying… As quiet as the dead… Well my next interviewee wasn’t dead, but she certainly was quiet. In fact, fucking silent. The weird thing was, this actually turned me right on. Don’t ask… Anyway another jobless Brit looking to make some quick cash… Well, the only cash at this interview is in […]

FakeAgentUK E84 Kerry

FakeAgentUK E84 Kerry

It’s not often I get established pornstars through my door, but every once in a while one stumbles across my advert in the local rag and turns up looking for work. Well I had Kerry Louise turn up today. Been in shooting in America then had a break and now wants to get back into […]

FakeAgentUK E83 Carmel

FakeAgentUK E83 Carmel

Now I do love the Northern accent, whether its a Toon lass, Yorkshire, Scot or my favourite of them all is Liverpool. Carmel came to me for glamour and magazine work, which isn’t a million miles away from porn so I suggested it, and course stuck in the mass money attached. You guessed it, yes […]

FakeAgentUK E82 Tina

FakeAgentUK E82 Tina

Some of the girls that come through my door haven’t got a clue how to strip for the camera. It’s usually bish, bash, bosh, clothes on the floor. Tina could teach most of the girls a trick or two. This chick really knows how to strip off, teasing, gyrating, sexy like, you know, a real […]

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