FakeAgentUK E21 Elicia

FakeAgentUK E21 Elicia

What is it with women and lying about their age? Not only is she 5 fucking minutes late but she also tells me some porky pies about her age too. 21 my arse, if she’s 21 then I’m just going through puberty. It’s plain to see this bird loves the sun, she’s darker than Batman’s […]

FakeAgentUK E20 Chessie

FakeAgentUK E20 Chessie

When a girl tells you she has a party trick, you know your in for something good and Chessie didn’t disappoint. She can only go and wrap her fucking legs round her head! Neat trick girl, neat trick. After I got her lift those legs I prodded one of my digits in her pussy pie, […]

FakeAgentUK E19 Valerie

FakeAgentUK E19 Valerie

What to say about this filthy little sexual demon? When Valerie walked through my door I knew she was going to be an unbelievably hot shag. The only thing I didn’t know was that I was going to have to pay to get into her velvet pussy. She called my fucking bluff, she was about […]

FakeAgentUK E18 Anna

FakeAgentUK E18 Anna

So, she’s fucking 20 minutes late, I fucking hate that. Yet another girl working in a dead end job, desperate for some quick cash. Willing to do just about anything… I love it. Anna tells me she wants to go into fashion modelling, but I spin her a yarn about models not being able to […]

FakeAgentUK E17 Emma

FakeAgentUK E17 Emma

Well, I love tits, small tits, perky tits, fake tits and my good old favorite…big tits. Emma’s tits came through my door 2 minutes before the rest of her, but she was still on time. She was wearing a skin tight white dress with no bra to support a prize set of home grown melons […]

FakeAgentUK E16 Rio

FakeAgentUK E16 Rio

Rio…and just like the South American city she’s sexy, vibrant, fiery, filthy and fucking loud. So I asked her if she’d like to fuck more then one guy? She replied that she’s up for anything apart from anal. Mainly because she tells me her ass is so tight. Fuck, I’d love to get my cock […]

FakeAgentUK E15 Lexi

FakeAgentUK E15 Lexi

So she tells me she’s in University, studying and she’s got a shitty little part time job working at a bar that doesn’t pay very much. Well, here’s the thing, I don’t pay too well either love. If you want to be specific I don’t pay at all, you’ve been fucking conned love. This leggy […]

FakeAgentUK E14 Jasmine

FakeAgentUK E14 Jasmine

Oh my God, Jasmine comes as the complete perfect package. She has the prettiest & tightest pink pussy I’ve had the pleasure of sinking my thick purple warrior into. Not to mention she’s tall, toned and has a fantastic set of enhanced tits. This goddess wants to do some glamor modelling… well I ain’t up […]

FakeAgentUK E13 Franki

FakeAgentUK E13 Franki

Before I say anything else, this girl is a fucking loony. We are talking full blown looney tunes, Daffy duck, but ohh what a fuck! What Franki lacks in sensibility she strives in fuckability. The perfect MILF, slim, tall, perky tits and in her thirties. Like I said, MILF material. She tells me she’s had […]

FakeAgentUK E12 Candi

FakeAgentUK E12 Candi

So Candi tells me she’s strapped for cash and unfortunately for her I’m selling a dream, an unbelievable dream, a dream she can’t afford to turn down. Darling you’ve been had! Oh well, another one bites the dust! Candi has a very youthful look to her, she’s in her twenties but looks like a fresh […]

FakeAgentUK E11 Valentina

FakeAgentUK E11 Valentina

So I pick up the phone and to my utter disgust it was Sam… again. Firstly I thought, what the fuck do you want? I told her specifically not to pester me! Then it became clear, she’s got another friend she wants to bring along. Well the more the merrier, I feel like the pied […]

FakeAgentUK E10 Lucia

FakeAgentUK E10 Lucia

Lucia came to me not quite knowing what the fuck she wanted to do. So like any great racing driver I steered her past all the uncertainty and off to the finish line. Though I must say, even when tempted her with the prize of �3,000 a day she was still unsure! Geez, what has […]

FakeAgentUK E09 Hannah

FakeAgentUK E09 Hannah

Japanese trains run like fucking clockwork. To the second. Well, Hannah aint no bullet train. She’s late to the interview. Only minutes, but she’ll pay for that. During the interview she told me she had a boyfriend and the most exciting sexual experience she’d ever had was having sex outside. Sex outside, well not the […]

FakeAgentUK E08 Chantelle

FakeAgentUK E08 Chantelle

Do you know what, it’s quite refreshing to get a girl that hasn’t set her expectations too high. Chantelle want’s to go into porn. Well, she’s certainly going to get fucked today, in more way’s than one. What can I say, she’s an adventurous little thing, letting me stick my wandering fingers into all manner […]

FakeAgentUK E07 Victoria

FakeAgentUK E07 Victoria

Victoria told me she was having a bit of a shit time at the moment. Well, it’s about to get worse. She think’s she’s landed a porn job that pays �5,000 a day. Well, she aint… Fair do’s, Victoria is a fiesty one, she even had the nerve to question if I’m a real agent. […]

FakeAgentUK E05 Delilah

FakeAgentUK E05 Delilah

Why, why, why Delilah… Unlike the song by Tom Jones I did not see flickering shadows of love, just a tall leggy blonde with crystal blues eyes that needed to be led away from fashion modelling and into a casting couch session with the UK’s No.1 fake agent. I told her she should ditch fashion […]

FakeAgentUK E06 Emily

FakeAgentUK E06 Emily

So I placed an advert in the local rag newspaper. Low and behold it worked! What comes and walks through my door… Only the biggest set of tits I’ve had the pleasure of meeting & greeting. These tits were made for porn. Huge tits. Bazooka’s. If Napoleon would have had these canons at the battle […]

FakeAgentUK E04 Jess

FakeAgentUK E04 Jess

I said to Sam, one of the first girls I fucked, to bring along any friends that might be interested in this line of work. Well, she came through and brought Jess. Oh my God, from the moment I laid eyes on Jess I wanted to rip off her clothes and blast my hot cum […]

FakeAgentUK E03 Anna J

FakeAgentUK E03 Anna J

First off, Anna started by telling me a few porky pies (that’s lies), she told me she was 28. 28 my arse! She then confessed to being 34. They say women don’t lie. I’m supposed to be the only liar round here. Anyway, about Anna, she came to me for lingerie modelling and as I […]

FakeAgentUK E02 Chantelle

FakeAgentUK E02 Chantelle

Before I say anything else…. Chantelle has the tightest (and I must say cutest) arsehole I have ever gotten my thick shaft into to-date. Oh my God, it was heaven in there. Though it did take a bit of persuading. And by persuading I do mean money. Not that she’ll ever see it though. Anyway, […]

FakeAgentUK E01 Sam

FakeAgentUK E01 Sam

Sam came to me looking for a way into the porn business. She’d recently been stung by a so called ‘porno agent’ in Budapest who promised her the world. Well, sorry darling… I’m a fake agent too. You ain’t going to get an ounce of work from this interview. The only thing Sam got out […]

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